i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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Deaton the versatile veterinarian.

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First date questions:


How many walkers have you killed?

How many people have you killed?


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It appears to have an inordinate interest in harming those for whom i most deeply care […] Our duty must to be to one another, before anything or anyone…

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i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man

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