There’s an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power, and wisdom, and consolation to the soul in times of need. What’s that, then? 

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phoenix-falls:

No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.

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#tmr
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person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
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bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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liamstewrt:

I’ll see you when I see you

oswinner:

i don’t want my milkshake to bring the boys to the yard i want the boys to bring me milkshakes

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